Well, because I don't update this page nearly enough, I will today, and because something actually happened today. First things first. I decided to rip off the ideas of my brothers, Mark, and Sean and search for my name on google, and see what comes up.
Not much really, mainly people named Garrett who live in Logan county or logan city, or obituaries. But, we do have a kid named Garrett Logan who won first prize in the spelling be at an acedemic rodeo in Titus Country. Why didn't he win the hog contest, I ask you! There's some guy who wants to sell stuff and is obnoxious.
There was a seventh grader who won an honerable mention for an environmental science competition in Nevada. He appears to have won another thing about theatre, found here.
So, I guess that the only things that Garrett Logans can do is win prizes at elemtary acedemic competitions. Looks like I've missed my chance, and can now only become a really obnoixious salesman, who shouts a lot. Oh well.
(please note: the above is an example of the two theory, formulated by the esteemed Dan Olsen. It states that whenever something happens twice, it appears to happen all the time. Thus, two kids named Garrett Logan who win awards means that I think all kids named Garrett Logan win awards.)
The final question is, why isn't there more about me? There was only one page mentioning me, so I figure that there really should be more. So, I really have to self promote myself more.
But on to bigger and mroe important and hopefully more entertaining things. Well, looking at the amount of money that my idol, Kenneth Lay, has stolen from innocent people, I figured that I could make a pretty penny in a nice investment scam. (note, if you don't know who Kenneth Lay is, you haven't been reading the paper. Also note that he's not actually my idol.)
So, I formed a scheme and waited until some foolish soul decided to ask me for investment advice. That moment arrived today. I recieved an e-mail from my father asking for advice on picking stocks. So, I think I'm going to recommend Garrett Logan Enterprises, and then take the money myself. I feel myself getting more evil and capitalistic as we speak!! Mwaaa-haaa-haaa.
And finally, I got my housing lottery number. It's 2119 out of 2190, which means that I pick very close to last in the selection process, which pretty much guarantees me a very poor housing arrangement. Oh well, I guess it just shows that what goes around comes to me.
Anyway, there's more that I might want to say, if I want to say it, which I might say tomorrow, or I might not. Ciaou!!